The most unusual place that I ever had sex was in the very middle of a Home Depot parking lot and the second was a cemetery.
15% of my lovers have achieved orgasm through intercourse. All but 1 of the others required oral stimulation or toys for the same result. One never achieved orgasm.
I find it difficult to get the right angle to allow for the proper use of tongue and fingers when performing cunnilingus. My arms are too long. This is the only time where excessive length has been an issue for me.
If I didn’t masterbate I would have divorced 10 years earlier than I did.
Only one woman that I ever had a relationship with enjoyed porn as much as I do. That was fantastic.
A love once tried giving me a blowjob while I was driving on the 401 in a snowstorm. I told her I found it distracting. She NEVER did it again.
I have never ejaculated into a woman’s mouth. I want to do this at least once before I die. This is one thing I would actually pay for.
Women that I assumed woul be vanilla in bed turned out to be beyond my expectations, those that I assumed would be crazy were in fact boring.
Three times in my life I had the opportunity to be a participant in a threesome. I turned it down all three times and yet I fantasize about the same scenario. I know, I know…
One lover actually told me that having her nipples touched, sucked etc was a big turn on. No one else has ever said anything.
I have had sex with a woman in front of another man where he was invited to watch and he masterbated at the same time.
The most unusual atmosphere that I had sex in was with the daughter of a Baptist minister, first day that I had met her, in her room with B&W pictures of gay men having sex, covering every inch of the walls and ceiling. Different to say the least. I got laid. All is good.
I had sex on the hood of a woman’s car. This is not something I woudl recommend on any car manufactured after 1980. The hood dented and it cost ME $1400. No, it wasn’t worth it.
I have never tried phone sex or cyber sex.
I had a lover once that liked using a rubber dildo attached to a cordless drill at full speed. Can you say friction burn?
Women that have “micro-clits” and don’t make any sounds during oral sex are extremely difficult to judge as to whether they are a) enjoying it b) can even feel it
I have experienced “deep throating” twice in my life. Once was fantasic and the other was completely boring.
I have videotaped a couple having sex on two separate occasions in my life. Once was my brother and his wife.
I once had a lover that “squirted” when she had an orgasm. Different…
I have watched gay porn at the request of a lover as she had some interest in it. I did not find it appealing whatsoever. Watching male strippers didn’t bother me…the gay porn did.
I met a woman once that liked to masterbate with beer bottles and corn cobs. One of the most visually exciting “shows” I have ver seen. Made me wonder how she could even feel me afterwards.
I used to use socks for masterbating. I found it was a guaranteed way to keep everything under control. Kleenex didn’t always do the trick.
I once had a girl leave the room and come back dressed in lingerie. She seduced me. I never expected this scenario to occur in my life, especially with her.
I had a lover once ask me to role-play forceful sex (play rape). It seems like a “neat” idea in my head but when it came to the practical side I had no idea how much she was into the “fighting back” part. I got a black eye, bloody nose, 3 serious bite marks and countless bruises all over my body. The worst part was I found the scenario more psychologically disturbing than I thought and couldn’t keep “it” up.
I got my girlfriend pregnant.I was 16, she was 14.
I tried mutual masterbation. I watched her and she watched me. I couldn’t do it, I couldn’t get my head around the fact that she wanted to watch me. Why why why was all I could hear in my head.
I have performed oral sex (completely) on a woman while she had her period. Gross? not at all..I am part vampire.
I like the thought of anal sex but the practical part doesn’t hold as much appeal.
I don’t go to strip joints and haven’t in over ten years. I used to consider the Brass Rail my second home.
I have never paid for sex. Directly. That being I have never sought the services of a professional. Would I ever? Quite possibly.
Pain and mutilation, kids, animals and poop are not in any way of interest to me.
I have alwys liked older women. When I young I loved my teachers. Now that I am older I tend not to look at older women in the same light.
I used to watch 20 minute workout every day. My mom thought I was exercising. I was in a way. The other day I saw that Koodo is using this in their ads…I still blush when I see them.
I had a woman ask me to urinate on her. I refused. She asked if she could on me. I said sure as long as you are changing the sheets. Hey, it wasn’t my bed. I got laid. All is good.
I have fallen “in love” with a woman I met online, yet never met in person.
I once had a lover that wanted me to literally chew on her nipples. I tried it, she loved it but I couldn’t keep it up. Way too disturbing to me. I had visions of them coming off.
The part of a woman’s body that I typically objectify is her derriere. I am not interested in breasts. A nice camel-toe will make me squirm.
I have fallen in love with a married woman and she never left her husband.
My biggest fantasy is a MMF threesome, but have no interest in men.
I have dated an ex-escort.
I used to have sex with my girlfriend in direct view of her mother.She wore a skirt, jumped on top and pretended she was wrestling.Almost every night.
My brother admitted to me that he performed oral sex on my girlfriend, while I was going out with her.
I have slept with my boss. I did not get a monetary raise or a promotion. I did keep my job and I got laid. All is good.
I have had two lovers that were not Caucasian.Both were more open-minded and sexual than any of my previous lovers.
I like it when a woman shaves her pubic area.It is visually more stimulating.
I had sex with my first girlfriend’s mother.She thought that would keep me from her daughter.She was wrong.
The first time I had sex my girlfriend made me use 6 condoms, one over the other.Couldn’t feel a thing.
At times, masturbation is far more enjoyable than intercourse. I have actually chosen it (on rare occasion) over offered intercourse.
I once had the chance to spend the night with a porn star but my cousin’s wife blew it.Never forgave her.
I have had two lovers where it was necessary to use a towel to dry them off many times during a sexual encounter, they were too wet.
I have had two lovers where it was necessary to use lubricant regardless of how aroused they got…every time.
I have fantasized about having sex with a co-worker and almost choked when she admitted she had the same thoughts about me. I never got a chance to realize my fantasy.
I love using sex toys on my partner.
I once had a woman use a vibrator on me (yes, there) I didn’t care for it but it may have been the shock factor that turned me off rather than the act itself.
I like the feel of a “roomy” vagina over a “tight” one.
I wore women’s underwear once because my girlfriend said she liked the visual.I only did it once. It did not appeal to me.
